18 December 2005
[KOER Synthetica Radio Transcripts]
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
KOER BECOMES OFFICIAL RADIO STATION FOR NOSE IN THE AIR MEDIA
Radio Vastly Superior to Printed Word
GUASTI, CA – December 18 2005 - To nearly universal acclaim, KOER Synthetica Radio, an ersatz radio station in Guasti, California, has proclaimed itself the official radio outlet for Nose In The Air Media, the revolutionary media outlet that has redefined the blogosphere as we know it.
According to Ontario Emperor, Under Assistant West Coast Promo Man for KOER Synthetica Radio and long-standing Second Vice President of the Ontario Vineyard Village Association, "I am pleased that Annika of Annika's Journal has created Nose In The Air Media, a forum that serves to promote the impeccable broadcasting standards of KOER Synthetica Radio. It is obvious to all knowledgeable people that Nose In The Air Media needs a radio outlet, and we are prepared to validate the importance of this new media channel."
"This recognition," continued Ontario Emperor, "will not only confirm the superiority of KOER radio programming, but will also allow additional publicity for the revolutionary proposals of the Ontario Vineyard Village Association. While inferior neighborhood groups such as the Ontario Mountain Village Association are merely content with keeping Wal-Mart out of town, the Ontario Vineyard Village Association strongly advocates a progressive and therefore praiseworthy stance of banning all - repeat, all - emissions of carbon dioxide throughout the city of Ontario, California."
The new affiliation is not expected to affect KOER's Friday all commercial format. But KOER deejays will be encouraged to use really big words to effectively inflate their self-importance.
c/o KOER Synthetica Radio 87.1 MHz
1 Empire Way Suite 2525
Guasti, CA 91743
Additional information on Nose In The Air Media:
And, if you are a fully-self realized blogger who wants to dig into the further intricacies of this journey we call the web, look at what this esteemed author has written regarding the irony of Pajamas Media's criticism of Wikipedia, which allows posts from those other than the true elite. This after Pajamas Media loudly proclaimed that blogs free us from the true elite. As Goofy would say, "Gawrsh."
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