KOER Synthetica Radio Transcripts

[KOER Synthetica Radio Transcripts]

To be posted on the following weblogs:
http://koer.blogspot.com/
http://oemperor.blogspot.com/
http://otco909.blogspot.com/



FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

KOER SYNTHETICA RADIO INTRODUCES "ALL COMMERCIAL FRIDAYS"
Unique Format Promises Immediate Improvement Over Current Programming

GUASTI, CA - April 21 2005 - In an unprecedented move in the radio industry, KOER Synthetica Radio has introduced an “all commercial format” on Friday mornings, afternoons, and evenings. While all commercial broadcasting is common in the television industry among stations that broadcast infomercials, KOER is believed to be the first radio station to embrace the concept.

According to Ontario Emperor, Under Assistant West Coast Promo Man for KOER Synthetica Radio, “This programming change will bring immediate benefits to the KOER listening audience. After commissioning surveys from the Gresham Institute, the KOER management realized that the listening audience was tiring of our synthetica play lists and our continuous harangues against traffic calming obstructions. So we decided to try something new.”

Beginning on Friday morning, April 22, 2005, KOER Synthetica Radio will cease all musical and editorial content for the remainder of the day. All programming will consist of commercials, except for the hourly station identification messages mandated by the Federal Communications Commission.

While specific ad buying statistics are company confidential, Ontario Emperor has indicated that KOER has received significant interest from firms wishing to buy commercials. “After the first Friday, we expect that business will increase substantially.”

Programming on Saturday through Thursday remains unchanged at present.

KOER Synthetica Radio 87.1 MHz
1 Empire Way Suite 2525
Guasti, CA 91743
http://koer.blogspot.com/

Additional information on Ontario Emperor: http://oemperor.blogspot.com/
Additional information on traffic calming: http://www.geocities.com/otco909/

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