KOER Synthetica Radio Transcripts

[KOER Synthetica Radio Transcripts]

Dang. I forgot. You take it from here, Mister Sleaze.

THANK YOU O. IS YOUR ONE MONTH OLD SLEEPING TWENTY HOURS A DAY? WELL, THAT'S BAD, ISN'T IT? I MEAN, YOU DON'T SLEEP TWENTY HOURS A DAY. BUT SOMETIMES IT'S HARD TO TAKE THAT CAN OF JOLT COLA AND POUR IT INTO A BABY'S BOTTLE. WELL, SLEAZECO, DEDICATED TO SAVING TIME FOR SMART MOMMIES AND DADDIES, HAS TAKEN CARE OF THE PACKAGING FOR YOU! BUY OUR ACTIVE BABY BOTTLES, PRE-FILLED WITH JOLT COLA, TO KEEP YOUR BABY UP AND RUNNING!