KOER Synthetica Radio Transcripts

[KOER Synthetica Radio Transcripts]

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[KOER Synthetica Radio Transcripts]

Martians and earthlings, perhaps it's time to play a little bit of country music for all those Amish fighter pilots who are listening to the radio tonight. Perhaps you want to hear a little bit of the Clash, or perhaps you just want to listen to my favorite Ladytron/Beach Boys mix? Or perhaps you want something more eclectic.

Well, forget it. I'm playing some Beatles. Some OLD Beatles.

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Time for our thirty seconds over Guasti fun. Sponsored by Best Buy.

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Well, this has been a very long set. So far:

• ATB, Don't Stop: Niceness and all.


• Devo, Freedom Of Choice: I guess they studied the classics at Kent State.


• Client, Rock And Roll Machine: Northerners yearn for freedom.


• The Sex Pistols, Substitute: Not one of their best.


• Merle Haggard, The Bottle Let Me Down: Hope you liked it. More where that came from.


• Eiffel 65, Blue (Da Ba Dee): I wax philosophical over this one.


• Pulp, The Fear: Not to be confused with The Call, who is not to be confused with The Cure.


• Vanessa Daou, Sunday Afternoons: This one honestly blew me away.


• The Power Station, Some Like It Hot: I think I always liked Arcadia better.


• Portishead, Undenied: Portishead is Portishead.


• Bon Jovi, Wanted Dead Or Alive: This was the new mix. When the song got stuck in my head, it was the old mix.


• Foggy, Come... (Into My Dream) (Pulsedriver Radio Cut): Whichever cut, it works.


• Fleetwood Mac, Little Lies: Man the chorus hammers into your head, "THIS IS FLEETWOOD MAC. NO, NOT THE ORIGINAL VERSION."


• Stone Temple Pilots, Plush: You need some rock in your day.


• Human League, Human: It's a good song...for Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis.


• Moby, Bodyrock: It doesn't blow me away, but I like it, like it, yes I do.


• The Rolling Stones, (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction: Speaking of which, why is everyone making a big deal about how ugly Jagger looks today? Remember the promotional slant in the early 60s that said they were ugly in the first place?


• Madonna, Spanish Eyes: La Isla Bonita it ain't.


• Modern English, I Melt With You 7" Mix: Some new music just wasn't danged captivating.


• Vengaboys, We Like To Party!: And Paris Hilton likes to have sex and talk on the phone.


• Ian Van Dahl, Where Are You Now?: Their new song.


• Talk Talk, Talk Talk: when a band is named after their song, or vice versa, you know things are gonna be good.

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William Hung. "Rocket Man." Priceless.

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Well, that was a danged long set. You just heard:

Billy Idol, "Pumping On Steel."
Smothers Brothers, "She's Gone Forever."
Neil Diamond, "Sweet Caroline."
Ontario Emperor, "Non Sequitur 15."
Human League, "I Love You Too Much."
Beach Boys, "Til I Die."
Before that, two from Kraftwerk: "Computer World" and "Pocket Calculator."
We tolerated Peter Gabriel's "Digging in the Dirt."
And we started with Guns 'N' Roses' "Paradise City."

We'll be playing some baroque music in a few minutes, but first it's time to consult our stock experts - straight from the Yahoo! finance boards.

Thank you, O. Well, I'd be loading up on Micrsoft if I were you. It looks like they're about to buy SCO, demolish Linux, and achieve world dominance.

YOU ARE A RETARD.

Say what?

MICROSOFT IS GOING TO BECOME A PENNY STOCK. LOAD UP ON RED HAT, DUDES.

Why did your momma let you out of your crib?

I'VE MADE MORE MONEY IN THE STOCK MARKET IN ONE DAY THAN YOU'LL EVER MAKE IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFETIME! I BET YOU DON'T VACATION IN ARUBA.

I bet McDonald's only gives you every other Sunday off.

YO MAMA.

Yo daddy.

Uh...thank you for your keen observations.