KOER Synthetica Radio Transcripts

[KOER Synthetica Radio Transcripts]

Well, that was a danged long set. You just heard:

Billy Idol, "Pumping On Steel."
Smothers Brothers, "She's Gone Forever."
Neil Diamond, "Sweet Caroline."
Ontario Emperor, "Non Sequitur 15."
Human League, "I Love You Too Much."
Beach Boys, "Til I Die."
Before that, two from Kraftwerk: "Computer World" and "Pocket Calculator."
We tolerated Peter Gabriel's "Digging in the Dirt."
And we started with Guns 'N' Roses' "Paradise City."

We'll be playing some baroque music in a few minutes, but first it's time to consult our stock experts - straight from the Yahoo! finance boards.

Thank you, O. Well, I'd be loading up on Micrsoft if I were you. It looks like they're about to buy SCO, demolish Linux, and achieve world dominance.

YOU ARE A RETARD.

Say what?

MICROSOFT IS GOING TO BECOME A PENNY STOCK. LOAD UP ON RED HAT, DUDES.

Why did your momma let you out of your crib?

I'VE MADE MORE MONEY IN THE STOCK MARKET IN ONE DAY THAN YOU'LL EVER MAKE IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFETIME! I BET YOU DON'T VACATION IN ARUBA.

I bet McDonald's only gives you every other Sunday off.

YO MAMA.

Yo daddy.

Uh...thank you for your keen observations.