KOER Synthetica Radio Transcripts

[KOER Synthetica Radio Transcripts]
Hello, Ah'm Hillary Clinton. And ah know you're lissenin' on the radio, so you can't see that ah'm wearin' overalls and standin' in a field, but ah wanna sell you mah latest book, Plantation Life. Yeah, ah lived in the South for a real long time, so ah'm an expert on plantations. Massa Bill had a big ol' house by the river for eight years, so ah know a plantation when ah see one. Buy mah book. Cronyism is evil.