KOER Synthetica Radio Transcripts

[KOER Synthetica Radio Transcripts]

Well, that's "Precious." Let's take a call.

HEY, CONGRATS!

Congrats about what?

YOUR MIX OF NEWS INTO YOUR RADIO FORMAT!

My mix of news? I don't know what you're talking about.

I WAS READING THIS ARTICLE ALL ABOUT IT. IT SAID:

"Synthetic News Radio

"by K. Emnett and C. Schmandt

"This paper describes a system that uses speech recognition and clustered text news stories to automatically find story boundaries in an audio news broadcast and provides a semantic representation that can match audio news stories of similar content. This system creates a personal, synthetic newscast by extracting stories, based on user interests, from multiple hourly newscasts and then reassembling them into a single recording at the end of the day. Interaction is via graphical and telephone-based interfaces, with newscasts delivered over a local area network or to wireless audio pagers."

SO I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THE NEWS BROADCASTS.

Sorry, that's not us. All we have are editorial comments from the Ontario Vineyard Village Association. In fact, they want to use our mailing address.

BUT YOUR RADIO STATION IS MILES AWAY FROM THE VINEYARD AREA!

So? The Ontario Mountain Village Association is based on Vineyard Avenue. They wouldn't exactly be breaking precedent.