23 October 2005
[KOER Synthetica Radio Transcripts]
Well, today we're interviewing a member of the Ontario Vineyard Village Association. Sir, would you care to identify yourself?
Well, OK. What is the Ontario Vineyard Village Association all about?
WELL, O, WE'RE TRYING TO GET THE HAZARDOUS WASTE POLLUTERS OUT OF OUR RESIDENTIAL AREA.
And how do you propose to do that?
WE PROPOSE TO CAUSE A STINK.
Oh, so you mean that you'll go to "every neighborhood meeting and every council meeting to speak against this insult to our homes, our neighborhood, our families, and our lifestyles"?
OH NO. NOTHING LIKE THAT. I MEAN THAT WE WILL LITERALLY CAUSE A STINK.
What do you mean?
YOU KNOW WHAT THINGS ARE LIKE WHEN THE WIND COMES FROM THE SOUTH?
Yes, that certainly causes a stink.
WELL, WE'LL JUST IMPLEMENT THAT FULL TIME UNTIL ALL OF THE HAZARDOUS COMPANIES LEAVE THE AREA.
But, even if you could achieve your strategy and halt the Santa Ana winds, diverting them so that winds come from the dairy agricultural area to the south of Fourth and Vineyard...wouldn't that inconvenience the residents?
OH, BUT WE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE RESIDENTS. WE JUST WANT TO MAKE A GRANDIOSE POLITICAL STATEMENT.
Good luck, I guess...
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