KOER Synthetica Radio Transcripts

[KOER Synthetica Radio Transcripts]

Man, this phone won't stop ringing. I want to play Ladytron twenty times in a row, but - hello?

HELLO. IS THIS KOER?

Yes.

WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO CHANGE TO A JACK FORMAT?

A jack format?

YEAH. DID YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED AT Z101.7?

What happened?

THEY'RE NOW MIKE FM.

So?

SO? EVERYBODY'S DOING IT. SO YOU SHOULD TOO.

What? Come up with a white guy's name, fire my announcers, and play songs pre-programmed by statistical scientists in Mumbai?

YEAH. IT'S COOL.

I'll stick to playing Ladytron over and over.