KOER Synthetica Radio Transcripts

[KOER Synthetica Radio Transcripts]

And today we're interviewing an African religious leader via telephone. Hello to Prince Joe Eboh of the Church of the Painted Breast.

HELLO ONTARIO EMPEROR.

Hello Prince Joe. Could you tell me about your church?

YES, THE CHURCH WAS FOUNDED BY BETSY CARRINGTON A LONG TIME AGO. AND IT HAS BLESSED ME. I AM NOW MANAGING THE EXCESS REVENUE OF THE NIGER DELTA DEVELOPMENT COMMISSION.

Fine, Prince, but how did Betsy Carrington found the church?

SHE PROMOTED CHRISTIAN TEXTS AND BELIEFS TO THE MASAI IN KENYA. AS I WAS SAYING, I AM IN NEED OF A PARTNER -

But perhaps you could explain the initiation ceremony used by your church?



YEAH, THE 9 THING. BUT I NEED -

Why the number 9? Why not the number 6, or 2, or 5?

DID I EXPLAIN THAT I AM THE CHAIR OF THE CONTRACT AWARD COMMITTEE? NDDC WAS SET UP BY THE LATE HEAD OF STATE, GENERAL SANI ABACHA WHO DIED ON 18TH JUNE 1998. ESTIMATE ANNUAL REVENUE FOR 1999 WAS 45 BILLION US DOLLARS.

That doesn't sound religiously significant. I would think that 9 billion US dollars would be more appropriate.

I HAVE TO ANSWER AN E MAIL NOW. GOODBYE.

But I want to find out about - oh well. Who's my next callar?

I AM MR. WANG QIN OF THE HANG SENG BANK.

And I'm a dead rock star...