KOER Synthetica Radio Transcripts

[KOER Synthetica Radio Transcripts]

Hey! This is Krystal Fernandez! Did you buy the Fan Jams CD with my picture on it?

Well, check out the new Fan Jams II CD - for when the fans get REALLY rowdy!

(sound clip) We've got the biggest balls of them all!

This CD isn't for BEFORE the game - it's for AFTER the game!

(sound clip) Dude looks like a lady!

When you're too drunk to care!

(sound clip) Beat it...beat it...

And there's even a picture with this CD...a NUDE picture! But hold on guys, it's a nude picture of Van Earl Wright.

(sound clip) Stay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

So buy it today!