KOER Synthetica Radio Transcripts

[KOER Synthetica Radio Transcripts]

Hello, I'm Pat O'Brien. Sometimes even jetsetters such as myself can stay at the same place for a long time. How do we occupy ourselves?

Well, when I checked in to this hotel, I made sure to bring the Clapper with me. It's really fun! I can spend entire evenings clapping on and clapping off, flashing my lights and disturbing my neighbors. Betcha Britney Spears isn't having this much fun.

Clap on...clap off...