KOER Synthetica Radio Transcripts

[KOER Synthetica Radio Transcripts]
KOER would like to apologize for not airing any hard-hitting interviews recently. We tried to get an exclusive interview with Hurricane France, but Dave in Arlington, Virginia locked that one up.

WELL, YOU CAN INTERVIEW ME.

Why, Mr. Clark?

BECUASE I'M A GENERAL.

So I've heard. What the heck is a Swift Boat, anyway?

WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY SWIFT BOATS IN KOSOVO. DID I TELL YOU THAT I'M A GENERAL?

Well, time to play "Electric Barbarella"....