KOER Synthetica Radio Transcripts

[KOER Synthetica Radio Transcripts]
Don't forget that KOER's important exclusive is coming soon!

Now a commercial message from Wal-Mart:

Wal-Mart thanks you for your support over the last month, and looks forward to serving all of you in Southern California in the very near future. Remember our heartwarming story. Wal-Mart is there for YOU.

OK, now we have two special treats for you: the "Jerry" mix of "Deeper in Debt" -

(commercial jingle) Let the competition beware! Let the competition beware! Jerry's Ford makes it clear - let the competition beware!

followed by the Michael Dukakis remix of Depeche Mode's "I Caress."

(Jon Lovitz) I can't believe I'm losing to this guy.