KOER Synthetica Radio Transcripts

[KOER Synthetica Radio Transcripts]

Hey, we can cover technology here also! So why don't we? In this segment we're going to talk to some different VoIP providers. From the number of companies, it's obvious that there's fierce competition in this market. Let's start with a representative from VOIP Stunt.

THANK YOU, ONTARIO. YOU CAN USE OUR SERVICE TO MAKE FREE PHONE CALLS ALL AROUND THE WORLD. JUST DOWNLOAD OUR APPLICATION, AND YOU CAN MAKE FREE PHONE CALLS TO ANY OF THE COUNTRIES ON OUR LIST.

Wow. And it looks like you have a number of countries on your free list. But VOIP Stunt isn't the only game in town. Let's talk to a representative from VOIP Cheap:

THANK YOU, ONTARIO. YOU CAN USE OUR SERVICE TO MAKE FREE PHONE CALLS ALL AROUND THE WORLD. JUST DOWNLOAD OUR APPLICATION, AND YOU CAN MAKE FREE PHONE CALLS TO ANY OF THE COUNTRIES ON OUR LIST.

Impressive. But there are more than two players. There's also VOIP Buster:

THANK YOU, ONTARIO. YOU CAN USE OUR SERVICE TO MAKE FREE PHONE CALLS ALL AROUND THE WORLD. JUST DOWNLOAD OUR APPLICATION, AND YOU CAN MAKE FREE PHONE CALLS TO ANY OF THE COUNTRIES ON OUR LIST.

Well, it looks like all of the companies we've talked to so far offer a similar set of services. But this one, SIP Discount, sounds extremely different:

THANK YOU, ONTARIO. YOU CAN USE OUR SERVICE TO MAKE FREE PHONE CALLS ON YOUR SIP DEVICE ALL AROUND THE WORLD. JUST DOWNLOAD OUR APPLICATION, AND YOU CAN MAKE FREE PHONE CALLS TO ANY OF THE COUNTRIES ON OUR LIST.

Wow, that's...somewhat different. Almost like if all of these outfits are run by the same company. Well, let's talk to this French outfit, NetAppel:

THANK YOU, MONSIEUR ONTARIO. YOU CAN USE OUR SERVICE TO MAKE PHONE CALLS WITH NO FRANCS, ALL AROUND LE MONDE. JUST DOWNLOAD LE APPLICATION, AND YOU CAN MAKE FREE PHONE CALLS TO ANY OF THE COUNTRIES ON OUR LIST. OUI OUI!

Um...NetAppel guy?

OUI?

That's the worst Pepe LePew imitation that I've ever heard.